wimpy kid 5

i know that most people don't have it but hear is a sneak peak:Wednesday:OK,so the first few nights with mom away have been a disaster.We tried making dinner on are own on Monday ,but none of us knew what we were doing.Manny was in charge of making iced tea,but it was undrinkable since he stirred it with his bare hands.Rodrick was in charge of cooking roast beef.But he forgot to take the plastic wrap off before putting it in the oven.Dad:why is my meat shiny?so we bagged the homemade meal idea and went out to eat. when we left the restaurant,Rodrick spit his gum at some moths that were flying around,and he hit Dad by accident.this is a book